God Be Praised!

So the Vatican has decided to hand the Anglicans an absolute gift! It has been announced that any Anglicans dissatisfied with the Anglican Communion over the ordination of women or gays are now welcome to receive communion in the Roman Catholic Church, which will, in fact, now recognize Anglican-style worship as well.

Wonderful! Stupendous! Outstanding! Fantastic! Thank you thank you thank you!

Take all the misogynists and the homophobes! Take them, have them, clutch them to the bosom of mother church. They're yours!

Now the Anglicans can get on with Christ's work and not have to spend anymore valuable time and energy appeasing the conservative bigots in their midst.

As I said, a gift.

Come to Papa my little darlings! Come give Papa a kiss. See? I'm not so scary after all.

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